April 2012
peachypuke:
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Wow
crimsonkitty:
andypettittesbitch:
I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen
the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
xo-satan:
my favorite band, a haiku:
hey look they’re touring
but they’re not coming to me
motherfucker why
